What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What table can you never sit at?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What do cows say when you milk them?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Where does food go to take a nap?