How do fall and winter say hello?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

How can you make 7 even?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why did the lamb cross the road?