Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What game do cows play at parties?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?