Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Yes, I thaw!
How can you farm during the winter?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the barber win the race?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
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