Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What building always gets stains on it?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What animal has the most fun?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?