What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

Which hot drink loves golf?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

Where do old bowling balls end up?