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What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

How do automobiles fly?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?