What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What fairy loves to count?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What fish only swims at night?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?