What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What makes music in your hair?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?