How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Mary Christmas!
What day do hands always go to church?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
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