How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Mary Christmas!
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
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