What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Bears love exotic cars.

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?