Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What do naked fish play with?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

How does one gelatin greet another?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What type of birds stay together forever?