Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What do cows like to dance to?