To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What's black and white and red all over?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What's the difference between soccer and football?