What makes music in your hair?
A headband.
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What style of music weighs the most?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's the most athletic footwear?
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