What makes music in your hair?
A headband.
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What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's a forklift?
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
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