What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What is blue and not heavy?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Guitarists are so stressed out.