What makes music in your hair?
A headband.
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
When do astronauts eat?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
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