What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why did the tomato turn red?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?