What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What is an archer's favorite store?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What kind of bird can write?

What are the smartest highways in the world?