What did the bicycle call its dad?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?