Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
A gnome-it-all.
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why did the barber win the race?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
How long do chickens work?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why are books always so angry?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
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