Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
A gnome-it-all.
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Which plant has the best roar?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
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