Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why do cows wear bells?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What says: oom oom oom?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?