What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Families are like fudge.

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?