Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What sport requires no movement at all?