Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What animal could Noah not trust?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?