What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why was the dog so popular?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Why do cats give such great massages?