What do goats and moms have in common?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?