What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What do trees wear to the lake?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Which state has the best streets?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?