What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why are stones so good at music?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?