What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?