What's a father's favorite flower?
A dad-fodil.
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
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