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Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

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