Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What fish only swims at night?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?