What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?