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You steal her blanket.
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To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
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What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
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Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
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