What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What type of car do planets buy?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Which dog loves to rob banks?