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You steal her blanket.
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What insect runs away from everything?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
How do snowmen get information?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What bird is always sad?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
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