Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

How does the sun listen to music?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?