Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
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What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
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Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What sport do horses love to play?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
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