Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why are fish such good architects?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
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