Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What is the color of the wind?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
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