Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?