Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
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