Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
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