Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What did one firefly say to the other?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Which musician loves to make chili?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?