Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why was the fish so smart?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
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