Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?