Two silkworms got in a fight.
It ended in a tie.
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why do cows wear bells?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
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