Two silkworms got in a fight.
It ended in a tie.
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Where are average things manufactured?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
How are teens like cats?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
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What did the calf play in the school band?
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