Two silkworms got in a fight.
It ended in a tie.
Why do elephants have trunks?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
How do dog catchers get paid?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
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