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What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Which state is the cleanest?

What did the rug say to the floor?

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What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why was the computer cold at work?