Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What kind of bird can write?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Where do cats go on vacation?