What part of a football field is never the same?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?