What building always gets stains on it?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why are ghosts always single?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Where do kittens go to school?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why do rodents make the best runners?