What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Where do stars go to college?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?