Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll.
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Which is the worst season?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why was the horse so happy?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
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