Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?