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He has a green thumb.
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How long did Cain dislike his brother?
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How do you spot a modern spider?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What British bugs are the best singers?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's a cat's favorite song?
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