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He has a green thumb.
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What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
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What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What animal knows kung fu?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
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