Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
He has a green thumb.
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
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