Why should you not pamper a cow?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why are ghosts always single?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?