What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?