Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?