Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why was the math book sad?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?