What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?