How do bears keep cool?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Why do mice need oiling?

What do you give a sick pig?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What day never takes itself seriously?