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Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why are books always so angry?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?