Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What horn never makes a sound?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?