How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why are cause and effect so close?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What do you call a sad latte?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What do insects learn at school?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?