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What did you learn in school today, son?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What animal floats best?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

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Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

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