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What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?