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What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

How do fireflies start a race?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What do you call siblings who love math?

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What do you call a pile of cats?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?