What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Which singer could always break a five?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

What dogs are always lying to you?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why are bakers also often hippies?