I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What is the emptiest holiday?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What style of music weighs the most?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?