Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Do dads always snore?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?