Guitarists are so stressed out.

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What car can't keep a secret?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?