What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Where do actors go to pray?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?