Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Where do horses reside?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?