What kind of key opens a haunted house?
A spooKEY.
Why did spring break up with winter?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call a flying police officer?
Where do kittens go to school?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
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