How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

How does a taco bless the table?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What animal loves Indian food?