What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What day is your mom always right?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?