What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What do you call a short cow?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What sports are both plant-based?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?