What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
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How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
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Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
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