What kind of ant is good at math?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Where do termites go camping?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?