What do you call a famous turtle?
A shellebrity.
Where do kittens go to school?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
How do you get straight A's?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!