Where does a scientist wizard work?
In a labracadabratory.
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
It's allergy season again?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What siblings are always sad?
Where do ants go to eat?
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