Why was the math book sad?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What kind of computers do horses use?