What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What says: oom oom oom?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What do cats wear to work?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?