What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Can February March?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What animal likes to party the most?