What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What did the rug say to the floor?

We had a discussion about roses.

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?