Why are goats so funny?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

How do you get straight A's?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?