What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?