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What did the mother rope say to her child?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?