How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
He quit cold turkey.
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
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