How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
He quit cold turkey.
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What is the color of the wind?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
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What is an insect's favorite game?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
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