What's black and white and red all over?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What building always gets stains on it?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What country has the most fish?