How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
He quit cold turkey.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
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