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He quit cold turkey.
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Why was the dog so popular?
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Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
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What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
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