How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
He quit cold turkey.
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do naked fish play with?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
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