What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

I'm not a bad putter.

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What math figure is also in the band?