Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?