How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What's a forklift?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

How do scientists grow fruit?