What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What do ducks have for lunch?