Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?