What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?