Which animals make the most honest judges?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

How do you make a cow float?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?