What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Where do hamsters come from?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What fish only swims at night?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?