Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?