What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Which animals make the best football players?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why was the cow afraid?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What did the pen say to the pencil?