What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?