What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?