Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What condiment has wings?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?