What animal floats best?
The gir-raft.
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What is the most faithful insect?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
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