Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?