What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What animal knows kung fu?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What do you call a magical reptile?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?