What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Lay's®.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
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