What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Lay's®.
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
When do flowers get their workout in?
How do bees get to school?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why was the math book sad?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
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