Where do surfers go to school?

How does a cow do math?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What insect runs away from everything?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?