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How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

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Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?