What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

How do chickens leave the highway?

The museum curator needed a break.

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Which dogs love to study science?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?