What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What game do cows play at parties?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?