What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why do cows go to New York?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why are goats so funny?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?