What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why are turtles so shy?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?