What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why are cars magic?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Where do termites go camping?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?