Who invented fractions?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?