What did the calf play in the school band?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What do you find at the end of everything?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why are fish such good architects?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What animal likes to party the most?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?