Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What table can you never sit at?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What's the slowest 5k?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?