Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?