What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Where do actors go to pray?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What do you call octopus twins?