What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Why was the cat so small?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What type of car do planets buy?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What's the opposite of irony?