Why did electricity win the race?

Why was the math book sad?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?