Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What tea do footballers drink?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Where do actors go to pray?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

When should you start writing a book?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?