Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Where do frogs keep their money?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Why is money so stubborn?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What does a dog say before eating?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?