What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Which cats have the best manners?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

It's allergy season again?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?