Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What animal styles their hair every day?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What did the baby laptop call her father?