What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?