Why did the scarecrow win an award?
It was outstanding in its field.
Why was the broom late for school?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's the friendliest national park?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
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