When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What do Scottish toads play?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Families are like fudge.

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

I'm not a bad putter.

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?