Why did the scarecrow win an award?
It was outstanding in its field.
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What birds always travel in twos?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call a small mom?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
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