Why did the scarecrow win an award?
It was outstanding in its field.
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's a henway?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Which musician loves to make chili?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
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