Why did the scarecrow win an award?
It was outstanding in its field.
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
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