Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What's the scariest letter?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
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