Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
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