Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
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