Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
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