Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
What fish only swims at night?
How is cat food sold?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Where do hamsters come from?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
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