Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
How do frogs get to work?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
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