What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?