What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

How did the toad die?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?