I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Why did the goal post get angry?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What's black and white and red all over?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?