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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

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Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

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Why did the dog swallow a clock?

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Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?