Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

How do fireflies start a race?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why is summer always sad?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?