What is a tire's stance on economics?
They're pro-inflation.
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Which singer could always break a five?
How does a penguin build its house?
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