A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

How do automobiles fly?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

I'm not a bad putter.

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What do you give a pony with a cold?