Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What car can't keep a secret?

Bears love exotic cars.

When does a horse talk?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What do you call a baby monkey?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What country has the most fish?