What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What game do cows play at parties?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?