What do you call a depressed strawberry?
A blueberry.
What did the salad say to its dad?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do fairies always drink?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Which relative loves rice?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's the holiest insect?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
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