What snacks always have the best tan?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?