What do you call a depressed strawberry?
A blueberry.
What sweet treat never panics?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Which computer won the talent show?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
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