What do you call a depressed strawberry?
A blueberry.
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What makes music in your hair?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why is winter considered holy?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What does a female lion call her mate?
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