What do you call a depressed strawberry?
A blueberry.
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What sports are both plant-based?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
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