Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?