Why did the tomato turn red?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What does a lion call an antelope?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Where do stars go to college?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?