Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What do you call a magical reptile?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What building always gets stains on it?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What does an evil hen lay?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?