Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Which animals make the best football players?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?