Why do hogs play so much football?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?