What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

How do trees get access to the internet?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?